The Best of Melanie Marquez:
Here're some actual quotes from Melanie Marquez,
> the former Miss
> International, also a self confessed Madame
> Malaprop.
>
> I won't stoop down to my level.
>
> Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?
>
> Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha
> yan.
>
> Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo... Pag di ka
> naman manutok ng
> baril.
>
> We are lovers, not fighters.
>
> My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman.
>
> That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't
> middle in other
> people's lives.
>
> Don't judge my brother; he's not a book.
>
> Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.
>
> Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable.
>
> I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival.
>
> Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong
> taon sa inyong
> lahat. (during her acceptance speech at a Metro
> Filmfest awards
> night where her bioflick, directed by her late
> father Temyong
> Marquez, won an award)
>
> Sumasakit ang migraine ko.
>
> Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!
>
> Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point.
> (when asked on S-
> Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her
> Mr. Right)
>
> (at a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee,
> Melanie was asked
> if she had some words for Derek's mother, whom she
> partly blamed for
> the separation) \"O o nga,\" said Melanie, \"pero
> i-English-in ko para
> maintindihan niya.\" She looked into the camera and,
> with the
> peremptoriness of royalty, said, \"And to you, Mrs.
> Dee, I have two
> words for you. Ang labo mo!\"
>
> (when asked for a message to her daughter who was
> allegedly abused
> by their houseboy) \"Don't worry little angel, big
> angel is here.\"
>
> (on what they should do to the houseboy who
> molested her kid) \"He
> should be put behind bar!\"
>
> \"You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice,
> you can even fool
> me thrice. But you can never fool me four!\"
>
> (while waiting backstage during a noon time show,
> after watching
> Nikki Valdez do her dance number) \"Nikki, you're so
> galing. You
> should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!\"
>
> ATE LUDS: \"Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials
> mo?\"
> \"Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone,
> you really have to
> istep your foot...ah ,forward!\"
>
> Eddie Mercado: \"Angie Dickinson has insured her
> legs for a million
> dollars, would you also do the same?\"
> Melanie: \"No, of course no, because I am proud and
> contented with my
> long-legged.\" With this answer, she bagged the
> crown and eventually
> won the Miss International in 1978.
>
> (while she's in Morning Girls With Kris & Korina
> promoting her movie
> with Aleck Bovick)
> \"Please watch \"Hiram\" starring Aleck Baldwin, and
> myself. It's
> director by Romy Suzara.
>
> Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko... sa mga kwento
> nya? Di ba kayo
> na-persuave ng mga kinwento nya?\"
>
> \"Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae...
> talaga lang
> malapit sya sa mga gulo... pro-accident kasi sya
> eh...\"
>
> Boy Abunda: O, Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career
> mo ngayong nagmo-
> Mormon ka na?
> Melanie: Ah okay lang yan Boy, kasi matagal na rin
> akong semi-
> retarded.