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Re:Joke of the day! 19 May 2006 08:50 #9956

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ok un ah heheheh totoo ba un ?

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Re:Joke of the day! 19 May 2006 09:03 #9957

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buti pa sya may blog. primo, pagawan ko din ng blog yung may crush sa boses mo tuwing natawag ka, ahihihi

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Re:Joke of the day! 19 May 2006 09:23 #9960

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yung guy na girl? ayos yun. he he

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Re:Joke of the day! 22 May 2006 07:31 #10076

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Sulat ng Anak sa kanyang Daddy


Daddy,,,,

Ipagpaumanhin nyo ni Mommy ang pagsulat ko sa inyo
para ipaalam na akoy aalis na sa inyong poder.
Ako'y sasama na sa aking bagong boyfriend na si
Mark dahil gusto kong takasan na kayo ni Mommy. Natagpuan ko na kay Mark and tunay na pagmamahal
at napakabait nya sa akin, napaka malambing nya
hindi tulad ng iba kong naging boyfriend. Alam ko na pag nakilala nyo sya ay magugustuhan nyo din
siya, lalo na ang kanyang mga hikaw, tattoo nya sa
lahat ng parte ng kanyang katawan at ang pang motorsiklo nyang damit.

Hindi lang sa pagkakaiba nya Dad kaya ko sya mahal na mahal, eto ay dahil sa buntis ako at sabi ni Mark na gusto nyang magkaanak sya sa akin para lalo kaming sumaya sa aming pagsasama. Kahit na matanda sya sa akin (42 na sya Dad, di pa naman matanda sa ngayon and edad nya diba?) kahit na wala syang pera, di naman eto hadlang sa aming relasyon, hindi ba Dad? Syanga
pala Dad, maraming CD collection si Mark, meron din syang trailer na truck na kung saan doon kami magsasama, pinakang bahay na namin ang trailer, at
marami na rin syang stock na panggatong para magamit namin sa buong buwan ng taglamig. Totoo na meron pa syang ibang girlfriend pero alam ko na
magiging tapat sya sa akin sa kanyang sariling
pamamaraan, sa katunayan gusto nyang marami kaming anak at eto ang isa sa aking ambisyon. Tinuruan na nga pala nya akong humithit ng marijuana at masarap ang pakiramdam, sa katunayan nagtanim na sya para ipagpalit sa aming mga kaibigan ng shabu, ecstasy na gusto namin.

Dad, sana ipagdasal mo na matuklasan na ang gamot sa AIDS para gumaling na si Mark, kasi deserving naman sya na gumaling!!

Huwag kang mag alala Dad 15 years old na ako at alam ko na kung paano mapangalagaan ang aking sarili. Makikita mo Dad, ipagmamalaki mo rin ako at balang araw bibisita kami sa inyo para naman makilala mo ang iyong mga apo.

Nagmamahal mong anak,

Clarence






PS: Dad, hindi totoo mga sinabi ko sa sulat. Nandito lang ako sa kapitbahay, pinapaalala ko lang sa iyo na mas marami pang dapat ikatakot sa buhay kesa aking report card na nasa drawer.
Pakipirmahan na lang po at tawagan ako kung safe na akong umuwi dyan sa bahay.

I love you



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Re:Joke of the day! 22 May 2006 07:45 #10079

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lol, hehehehehe

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Re:Joke of the day! 22 May 2006 08:08 #10081

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PS: Dad, hindi totoo mga sinabi ko sa sulat. Nandito lang ako sa kapitbahay, pinapaalala ko lang sa iyo na mas marami pang dapat ikatakot sa buhay kesa aking report card na nasa drawer.
Pakipirmahan na lang po at tawagan ako kung safe na akong umuwi dyan sa bahay.

I love you


OMG! wahahahahahha!

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Re:Joke of the day! 22 May 2006 19:18 #10113

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nakuha pang sumulat...hehehe ayus!

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Re:Joke of the day! 22 May 2006 19:43 #10114

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eto isa kong chatter na girl na chubby, nainis dun sa kausap. ang sabi:

your english is suck! a--hole!

haha!

buti di sinabi same to yourS.

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Re:Joke of the day! 31 May 2006 10:46 #10727

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A 6 year old boy was taken by his parents to a
nude beach. As the boy walk along the beach,
he noticed that some of the ladies has boobs
bigger than his mother's so he asked his mom
why this was so.

\"The bigger they are the dumber the person is,\"
mom explained. The boy pleased with the answer,
went on to play in the shore but returned to
tell his mother thay many of the men had larger
willies than his dad.

\"The bigger they are the dumber the person is,\"
mom again explained it off. Again satisfied
with the answer, the boy returned to the shore
to play. The boy returned again to tell his mother,

\"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach
and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets





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Re:Joke of the day! 07 Jun 2006 18:49 #11117

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The Best of Melanie Marquez:

Here're some actual quotes from Melanie Marquez,
> the former Miss
> International, also a self confessed Madame
> Malaprop.
>
> I won't stoop down to my level.
>
> Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?
>
> Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha
> yan.
>
> Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo... Pag di ka
> naman manutok ng
> baril.
>
> We are lovers, not fighters.
>
> My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman.
>
> That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't
> middle in other
> people's lives.
>
> Don't judge my brother; he's not a book.
>
> Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.
>
> Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable.
>
> I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival.
>
> Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong
> taon sa inyong
> lahat. (during her acceptance speech at a Metro
> Filmfest awards
> night where her bioflick, directed by her late
> father Temyong
> Marquez, won an award)
>
> Sumasakit ang migraine ko.
>
> Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!
>
> Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point.
> (when asked on S-
> Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her
> Mr. Right)
>
> (at a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee,
> Melanie was asked
> if she had some words for Derek's mother, whom she
> partly blamed for
> the separation) \"O o nga,\" said Melanie, \"pero
> i-English-in ko para
> maintindihan niya.\" She looked into the camera and,
> with the
> peremptoriness of royalty, said, \"And to you, Mrs.
> Dee, I have two
> words for you. Ang labo mo!\"
>
> (when asked for a message to her daughter who was
> allegedly abused
> by their houseboy) \"Don't worry little angel, big
> angel is here.\"
>
> (on what they should do to the houseboy who
> molested her kid) \"He
> should be put behind bar!\"
>
> \"You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice,
> you can even fool
> me thrice. But you can never fool me four!\"
>
> (while waiting backstage during a noon time show,
> after watching
> Nikki Valdez do her dance number) \"Nikki, you're so
> galing. You
> should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!\"
>
> ATE LUDS: \"Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials
> mo?\"
> \"Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone,
> you really have to
> istep your foot...ah ,forward!\"
>
> Eddie Mercado: \"Angie Dickinson has insured her
> legs for a million
> dollars, would you also do the same?\"
> Melanie: \"No, of course no, because I am proud and
> contented with my
> long-legged.\" With this answer, she bagged the
> crown and eventually
> won the Miss International in 1978.
>
> (while she's in Morning Girls With Kris & Korina
> promoting her movie
> with Aleck Bovick)
> \"Please watch \"Hiram\" starring Aleck Baldwin, and
> myself. It's
> director by Romy Suzara.
>
> Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko... sa mga kwento
> nya? Di ba kayo
> na-persuave ng mga kinwento nya?\"
>
> \"Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae...
> talaga lang
> malapit sya sa mga gulo... pro-accident kasi sya
> eh...\"
>
> Boy Abunda: O, Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career
> mo ngayong nagmo-
> Mormon ka na?
> Melanie: Ah okay lang yan Boy, kasi matagal na rin
> akong semi-
> retarded.

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