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Re:Joke of the day! 24 Nov 2005 19:29 #1480

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Dear Ate Charo,
It's so hirap talaga to study in UP, the University of the Poor. You know, I never wanted to study here. But my parents kasi, they both went to UP and they said na it was the best school talaga. Eh 'di I went. But no! When I got here, Holy horrors! I was ready to make himatay after the first day pa lang. Would you believe, there's no aircon na nga in the classrooms, the fan doesn't work pa. And then this guy who was like, wearing a sando, shorts and tsinelas lang made tabi next to me. He made pakilala pa! The nerve! So I made takbo to the CR to make tago. But I couldn't make hugas my hands that were so pawis from escaping such anear-death experience. There was no liquid soap! Not even a couch where I could sit to make kikay. Do you feel my pain na ba? But wait, there's more. Last Thursday kasiD addy's Volvo was bawal, eh the Eclipse was being repaired, so I had to make sakay with my yaya in the Ikot jeep. It was so siksik! I could like, smell the putok of the girl next to me. Like, it was sobrang mabaho talaga. Kasi naman, the Ikot jeeps are old na nga, they're mainit pa! Sana they make palit na the jeeps with a shuttle system. Okey lang naman even if there's an increase in pamasahe 'di ba? So when the car is bawal, I can use my credit card na to make bayad. Isa pa, you know the Shopping Center? It's so kadiri talaga. I'm forced na nga to make Xerox there, (as if naman I could be caught in that place otherwise) pero I'm so inis because it's so maliit and madilim, and most of the stalls don't have aircon. They should tear it down na and build amall na lang. Then I wouldn't have to go to Katipunan pa to get my Starbucks fix. My gosh, this place is so bulok I don't know nga why anyone would bother making turo here pa. Just yesterday, my professor was kinda inis kasi her whiteboard marker had no more tinta! Then she tried to make hanap a matino whiteboard marker but of course there was none. Duh! Kasi naman if we had laptops instead of desks in every classroom there would beno more need or whiteboards diba? But you know even if there were laptops na, the seats are so tigas sometimes I find it mahirap to concentrate.Dapat may cushioning para malambot sa butt, like Downy. Now I'm in my third year na. I don't want to stay in this place anymore. I don't give a paki if UP's the best university here. I'm going to transfer to Assumption, where the CRs have liquid soap. Now na

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Re:Joke of the day! 03 Dec 2005 18:02 #1587

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nakita ko lang .. copy and paste ko dito para mabasa nyo rin

Daddy: 'nak, bili mo nga ako ng softdrink
Son : Coke o Pepsi
Dad : Coke
Son : Diet o Regular
Dad : Regular
Son : Bote o in can
Dad : Bote
Son : 8oz o litro
Dad : Punyeta!!! Tubig na lang
Son : Mineral o Natural
Dad : Mineral
Son : Malamig o hindi
Dad : 'KING INA!!! Hampasin kita ng walis eh
Son : Tambo o tingting
Dad : HAYOP ka talaga!!!
Son : Baka o baboy

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Re:Joke of the day! 15 Dec 2005 01:46 #1854

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Re:Joke of the day! 15 Dec 2005 16:54 #1863

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bro na taga olongapo, buti wala akong sakit sa puso. He he

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Re:Joke of the day! 16 Dec 2005 03:34 #1877

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ako den nadale nyan e. buset. :)

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Re:Joke of the day! 01 Jan 2006 15:56 #2070

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See this weird auction on ebay...

This is the first XBox to be sold at the Toronto Best Buy on November 22nd. We camped out for 55 hours to get this Xbox, after which point we opened it, and smashed it on the sidewalk and then demolished it with a sledgehammer


see info and video here @ this link:
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5646407472

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Re:Joke of the day! 10 Jan 2006 21:08 #2236

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have you seen this site? Kakaaliw

www.engrish.com

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Re:Joke of the day! 10 Jan 2006 21:27 #2237

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He he
We wish you are merry christmas!

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<br><br>Post edited by: kikiam, at: 2006/01/10 10:29

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Re:Joke of the day! 10 Jan 2006 23:11 #2238

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gusto nyong maaliw?

www.ryoni.com

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Re:Joke of the day! 13 Jan 2006 18:11 #2269

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natuwa lang ako

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<br><br>Post edited by: dorobo, at: 2006/01/13 07:14

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