how to go to heaven
> > It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God
> > decided to change the admittance policy. The new law
> > was, that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have
> > a really awful day when you died. The policy would go
> > into effect at noon the next day.
> >
> > The next day at 12.01pm, the first person came to the
> > gates of Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering
> > the new policy, said to the man, \"Before I can let you
> > in, you have to tell me what was happening in your
> > life the day on which you died.\"
> >
> > \"No problem,\" the man said. \"I came home to my 25th
> > floor apartment during my lunch hour and found my wife
> > half-naked. I thought she was having an affair, but
> > her lover was nowhere in sight.Immediately, I began
> > searching for him. My wife was shouting at me as I
> > searched the apartment. Just as I was going to give up
> > the search, I looked out onto the balcony and saw
> > there was a man hanging over the edge by his
> > fingertips! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and
> > jumped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But
> > he landed in some bushes that broke his fall, and he
> > didn't die! I was so mad that I went back inside to
> > fetch something that I could throw at him. Strangely,
> > the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. So
> > I unplugged it, pushed it to the balcony and tipped
> > over the side. It fell the 25 storeys and crushed the
> > man. Unfortunately all this excitement was too much
> > and I had a heart attack and died instantly!!\"
> >
> > The Angel sat and thought for a moment. Technically,
> > the man did have a bad day. It was crime of passion.
> > So he announced,Okay, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of
> > Heaven,\" and let him in.
> >
> > A few seconds later the next person came up. The Angel
> > said, \"Before I can let you enter, I need to know what
> > was happening to you on the day you died.\"
> >
> > \"No problem,\" said the second man. \"But you are not
> > going to believe this!!! I was on the balcony of my
> > 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had
> > been under a lot of pressure, so I was really pushing
> > hard to relieve my stress. I think I got a little
> > carried away, slipped and accidentally fell over the
> > side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the
> > fingertips on the balcony below mine. But suddenly,
> > this crazy man comes running out of his apartment,
> > swears at me, and jumps on my fingers! Well, I fell
> > and just before I hit the ground, I landed in some
> > trees or bushes which I broke my fall. But I didn't
> > die immediately. As I am lying there, looking up,
> > unable to move, and in great pain, I notice the crazy
> > man push his REFRIGERATOR off the balcony. It falls 25
> > floors and lands on top of me -killing me instantly!\"
> > The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man
> > finishes his story. \"I think I like this new policy,\"
> > he says to himself. \"Okay,\" say the Angel to the
> > second man. \"Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.\" And he
> > lets the man in.
> >
> > A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the
> > gates. The Angel says,\" Please tell me how you died.\"
> > The third man says, \"You will never believe this. I am
> > naked, hiding inside a refrigerator.................\" :band:
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